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An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained. "Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open.
Hahaha! Needed to invest in one of those little round rubber things for opening jars. But wouldn't have been nearly as much fun for him. Nothing wrong with his 85 year-old thinking capacity. Laughing.
Nice.
lol poor man
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, is he supposed to use that rubber jar opener to open the jar or get the semen sample?
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Why, which ever is more fun. Thought we already established that he's pretty sharp. Laughing.
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Try using that rubber thing, for both.
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OMG, hilarious.
See, that way, he don't have to ask his old wife, who probably doesn't have the energy she used to. Laughing!